tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post3628441902239588789..comments2023-05-09T05:11:02.426-04:00Comments on Karen Thompson, A Design Studio: Sew Mama Sew Giveaway Time!K@renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17114835041372349259noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-15103981023413929622011-05-26T21:52:49.902-04:002011-05-26T21:52:49.902-04:00What an interesting giveaway! Love the jokes...
...What an interesting giveaway! Love the jokes...<br /><br />Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br />To keep their nuts dry!<br /><br />Ha Ha<br /><br />I am a facebook fan (Carla Geates) and I will subscribe to your blog in a reader once the followers section comes back up - it's just blank? Thanks for a chance to win!Carla Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09689496049007179643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-270989171331023722011-05-26T19:04:54.214-04:002011-05-26T19:04:54.214-04:00Hello from Canada! I don't know what's goi...Hello from Canada! I don't know what's going on but the "followers" section of several blogs aren't showing for my this aft. I may already be a follower from the fall, I know you were in my favorites list! :) But I "like" you on FB now too! Normally I only have 3yo jokes to repeat (knock knock... who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say watermelon?...... he'll get it right someday) but I heard this one this week and thought it was great:<br /><br />They opened up Beethoven's grave, and they found him sitting up, with all of his musical masterpieces around him. And he was erasing them! They were all, "BEETHOVEN! What are you DOING?" And he goes, "I'm decomposing."<br /><br />Thanks for this chance! Love the fabric!Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01640394601583742157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-72488612449616516112011-05-26T09:12:24.319-04:002011-05-26T09:12:24.319-04:00I'm a follower & fb fan.
I'd love some...I'm a follower & fb fan.<br />I'd love some quiltinf cottons!<br /><br />A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. the psychiatrist say's "I can clearly see your nuts".<br />Karen P. acp328@yahoo.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-20050353181615363482011-05-26T08:53:37.309-04:002011-05-26T08:53:37.309-04:00Apparently I need to read more blogs on the SMS gi...Apparently I need to read more blogs on the SMS giveaway, my rear end has NOT flattened. (disappointed sigh). I just liked you on Facebook and follow your blog. Now here's my joke dilemma. It's a groaner. It's from my husband. But, if you laugh, I'll take the credit. Here goes:<br />Why does a chicken coupe have only 2 doors?<br /><br />Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.<br /><br />(insert the sound of crickets!)Nancy Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07290873406016587211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-2902326447204505452011-05-25T23:55:55.427-04:002011-05-25T23:55:55.427-04:00I follow you on FB and your blog. I like flannels(...I follow you on FB and your blog. I like flannels( I am in the middle of a rag quilt) and I like cottons. I want to make a snoem.wball quilt.<br />I just know knock knock jokes from my children's childhood.I am sure your husband doesn't want to hear any of them.joycehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13482426160444336894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-74033777859276784682011-05-25T23:32:38.488-04:002011-05-25T23:32:38.488-04:00I am a follower. Joke from my 5 year old son....w...I am a follower. Joke from my 5 year old son....what kind of key can open a banana? <br /><br /><br />A monkey!<br /><br />Have a good day!annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215091600934940332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-46038338536186450352011-05-25T21:50:58.874-04:002011-05-25T21:50:58.874-04:00I fanned you on FB, and I'm following.
I have...I fanned you on FB, and I'm following.<br /><br />I have three small children and have no memory for things such as jokes (that's a joke in itself hubby winner picker). Speaking of picker, I did just remember a joke I heard at Disneyworld, or is it Land (see above deficit in memory). Anyway, at the Monsters Inc Joke factory, they told this joke. I only remember it because my 3 and 5 year old repeat it daily.<br /><br />How do you make a tissue dance.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />You put a little boogie in it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />stayathomelibrarian at gmail dot comMandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13877671059849465046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-18235600981094434672011-05-25T21:32:48.823-04:002011-05-25T21:32:48.823-04:00Okay, here is my joke:
A blonde pushes her BMW int...Okay, here is my joke:<br />A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.<br />She says, 'What's the story?'<br />He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'<br />She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?Hope your husband likes blonde jokes!<br /><br />I am a follower of your blog. Thanks for the chance to win!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17908232398851524392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-27388332545194887422011-05-25T21:08:08.157-04:002011-05-25T21:08:08.157-04:00I did those two things! Okay, here's the best ...I did those two things! Okay, here's the best joke I've got....wait for it.....<br /><br />4 potatoes are sitting at a bar; how do you know which one’s the prostitute? <br />It’s wearing a sticker that reads, I-DA-HO!<br /><br />I love that one!!!!!♥Duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12636156245924832329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-12497605998542922011-05-25T19:46:08.586-04:002011-05-25T19:46:08.586-04:00Love the fabric!! :)
Ok...
A horse walks into a...Love the fabric!! :) <br /><br />Ok...<br /><br />A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?". <br /><br />Bahahaha!!! ;) Just kidding.... obviously I'm not good at jokes, but thought I'd throw a groaner out there anyways. ;)~Carla~https://www.blogger.com/profile/02341057469246030024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-37756623487314786872011-05-25T17:45:22.570-04:002011-05-25T17:45:22.570-04:00Okie dokie, I'm a newbie follower with google ...Okie dokie, I'm a newbie follower with google and fb! And here's the joke I found on CleanJokes4U (sorry don't like the dirty ones): <br /><br />A new super high tech grocery store recently opened in Orlando, Florida. It has the standard automatic water misters to keep the produce fresh, but just before it mists, one hears the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When one passes the diary freezer, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh mown hay. Going in the meat department one can smell the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and barbecued ribs. When you pass the fresh eggs case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of morning eggs and bacon. In the bread department, a tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and soft warm rolls. But I don't buy my toilet paper there any more. <br /><br />Pretty good, right?! I got a kick out of it. Thanks for the great giveaway!ecuakimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16169162384137098183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-4358071759605600242011-05-25T15:58:38.576-04:002011-05-25T15:58:38.576-04:00I'm a fan and a follower! OK, I am almost emb...I'm a fan and a follower! OK, I am almost embarrassed to admit that any time I pull this on someone I laugh almost to the point of tears.<br /><br />Me: Knock Knock<br /><br />Unsuspecting person: Who's there<br /><br />Me: Smell Mop<br /><br />Unsuspecting Person: Smell Mop Who?<br /><br />(Say it again a bit faster if you're not sure)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-15962698562504099892011-05-25T14:32:38.267-04:002011-05-25T14:32:38.267-04:00I'm also a new follower on your blog (I don...I'm also a new follower on your blog (I don't have Facebook). :)<br /><br />sleepachu at hotmail dot comneedle and nesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051168892312750022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-5573907948436844112011-05-25T14:31:25.129-04:002011-05-25T14:31:25.129-04:00What a great giveaway! Here's my joke (found o...What a great giveaway! Here's my joke (found on http://singingquilter.wordpress.com/2011/01/24/quilting-jokes/):<br /><br />The quilter died and went up to the Pearly Gates. (It doesn’t start well, but it gets better….) There, she was faced with a choice: she had lived her life so that she could either go to Heaven, or Hell – her choice. She was pretty sure this would have all been decided by now, and she was pretty sure where she wanted to go, but she was also a very curious quilter.<br /><br />She asked Saint Peter if she could just take a look at what might be awaiting her in Hell.<br /><br />They entered a huge room (anyone ever been to the Houston Quilt Festival? Bigger than that!), with tables and chairs. There were quite a few pleasant looking quilters sitting everywhere. But it was what was in the middle of each table that caught her attention: a wonderful huge pile of fabric. She thought she’d died and gone to Heaven!!!<br />She made up her mind on the spot, and turned to Saint Peter: “I know that Heaven is probably very nice, but I’ve decided that I want to stay here, thank you.”<br /><br />As the door closed quietly behind him for all eternity, everyone at the tables turned to her with a smile on their faces and said, with one voice:<br />“Did you bring the needles?”<br /><br />sleepachu at hotmail dot comneedle and nesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051168892312750022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-28581114276581411442011-05-25T13:09:52.642-04:002011-05-25T13:09:52.642-04:00pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on h...pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. bartender says, "hey what's with the steering wheel?" pirate goes, "arr, she's driving me nuts!"<br /><br />and, i'm following you and a fan. great giveaway, thanks!p chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11147902029075641310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-51056030501168271532011-05-25T13:02:40.721-04:002011-05-25T13:02:40.721-04:00Ok, this was the top joke in Australia...
T...Ok, this was the top joke in Australia... <br /><br />This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”<br /><br />The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”zees5https://www.blogger.com/profile/15691739591389077287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-64013091464173838632011-05-25T11:03:51.215-04:002011-05-25T11:03:51.215-04:00I follow you in my google reader. Anyway I have a ...I follow you in my google reader. Anyway I have a joke. My husbands favorite joke is "Where does a pirate get a drink? A BaarrRRRRR. How does a pirate get to work? A CaRRRRRR<br /><br />Lyanna<br /><br />lyannab(at)gmail(dot)comLyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15252211414577079208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-11667086488812659532011-05-25T09:34:29.744-04:002011-05-25T09:34:29.744-04:00I "liked" you on facebook!I "liked" you on facebook!April @ Sewing Novicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15910310469033089941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-63544100856209495692011-05-25T03:22:15.022-04:002011-05-25T03:22:15.022-04:00I'm following you on both facebook and google ...I'm following you on both facebook and google reader thingy!<br /><br />A Tour Bus Carrying ugly people was involved in a head on collision, and everyone on the bus died. When the group got to heaven to heaven, God came and told them "Since you have all endured such hardships in life with your looks, I will grant you each one wish. ." He goes to the first person in line and asked " Whats your wish?" the girl said " i want to be beautiful." bam she became beautiful. the second guy in line step up and says " I want to be Beautiful" bam hes beautiful and then the next and the next. by the time got half way down the line the last guy is just laughing away. By the time god made it to him he was rolling on the ground laughing, he finally calmed down enough where he could speak. God asked him " What is your one wish?" HE looked up chuckling and said......................<br /><br /><br /><br />Make them all ugly again"<br /><br /><br />Thanks for hosting this giveaway! <br />lafenwick @ me.comLizziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01857209639544205051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-43522115692881906782011-05-25T00:48:41.247-04:002011-05-25T00:48:41.247-04:001.What did the pistachio say to a comedian ?
Yo...1.What did the pistachio say to a comedian ?<br /> You "crack me up"<br />2 What do you call the bear with no teeth ?<br /> Gummy Bear<br />3.A horse walks into a bar and the bartender said "Why the long face?"<br />4.How do you make Lady Gaga cry?<br /> Poker faceNadilah Sungkarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10701414866253633962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-75458247541918382402011-05-25T00:09:43.658-04:002011-05-25T00:09:43.658-04:00A newly married Irish couple was in a terrible acc...A newly married Irish couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. <br /><br />The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. <br /><br />However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end. <br /><br />The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. <br /><br />After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! <br /><br />One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.. <br /><br />She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." <br /><br />"My darling," he replied," think nothing of it.. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." <br /> thanks for the chance to win! hope you like the joke :-)<br />I am making a bottled rainbow quilt and am looking for colorful cottons... thanks for blogging and for the giveawayMemories By Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11567090750972351966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-34481165452273771282011-05-24T23:13:32.399-04:002011-05-24T23:13:32.399-04:00I love to quilt with cotton.
knock knock
who'...I love to quilt with cotton.<br />knock knock <br />who's there<br />shamp<br />shamp who...<br />sorry my daughter loves knock knock jokes and someone already used our favorite banana and orange oneTreasuresofjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11120383428445174012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-6242965698640515692011-05-24T23:02:23.658-04:002011-05-24T23:02:23.658-04:00Hi there, I am a new follower and I have 'Like...Hi there, I am a new follower and I have 'Like'd you on FB. <br /><br />Here's my joke: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? <br /><br />Answer: For Drizzle<br /><br />(okay, if you aren't a Snoop Dogg fan you probably won't get it. But I thought it was funny. ;) )Jansiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16794740999597151914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-43557417486835409492011-05-24T21:18:25.094-04:002011-05-24T21:18:25.094-04:00Ok. I am a follower.
Here is the best joke I cou...Ok. I am a follower. <br /><br />Here is the best joke I could come up with....<br /><br />A guy walked into a bar and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.<br />"What's your name?" he asked.<br />"Carmen," she replied.<br />"That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?"<br />"Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen."<br />"Why did you do that?" he asked.<br />"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"<br />"Beertits," the man replied.<br /><br /><br />(giggle!)Southern Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11699002925346089514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509013292453087883.post-43110096411412300772011-05-24T19:52:00.814-04:002011-05-24T19:52:00.814-04:00Just became a follower, and I don't do fb:)
...Just became a follower, and I don't do fb:) <br /><br />My 4 year olds favorite joke is: Ready for the longest story ever... Once upon a time, the end!<br /><br />Then he giggles and giggles and tells it again:)Krissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499802409119714000noreply@blogger.com